Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Seinfeld rules.

Sunday, March 12, 2006

Bowflex: How stupid is you?

Have you seen the commercial for Bowflex, where the model brags about being a 51-year old grandmother with "...a body like this..."? Have a look at her driver's license when it is held up to the screen. It only appears for a second, so you have to be quick; look to the top right hand corner of the license. If you look closely, you can see her birthday...11/29/1963. Now, I'm no math genius but I'm pretty sure that 2006 minus 1963 is not 51. Take a look, see for yourself. Now, if you take into account the obvious facelift, breast augmentation and lipo, stupid is you? What's more disturbing, the lie right in our faces or the fact that this model apparently either can't do simple arithmetic or is delusional?

Friday, March 10, 2006

The Rant Factory

Hey Jill, my laptop exploded over Christmas and I lost all my phone numbers and email addresses. Send me your info ASAP or their might not be a way to get in touch. Cheers.

Of Seeming Wise...

Some, whatsoever is beyond their reach, will seem to despise or make light of it as impertinent or curious; and so would have their ignorance seem judgment.

-Francis Bacon

Thursday, March 02, 2006

Finally some common sense

Ladies, I think that this is perhaps the single greatest achievement of Feminism in the last 18 years.