Sunday, March 12, 2006

Bowflex: How stupid is you?

Have you seen the commercial for Bowflex, where the model brags about being a 51-year old grandmother with "...a body like this..."? Have a look at her driver's license when it is held up to the screen. It only appears for a second, so you have to be quick; look to the top right hand corner of the license. If you look closely, you can see her birthday...11/29/1963. Now, I'm no math genius but I'm pretty sure that 2006 minus 1963 is not 51. Take a look, see for yourself. Now, if you take into account the obvious facelift, breast augmentation and lipo, well....how stupid is you? What's more disturbing, the lie right in our faces or the fact that this model apparently either can't do simple arithmetic or is delusional?

9 comments:

Dude said...

I've never seen the commercial. But my Birthday is on November 29th too. Neat eh?

Anonymous said...

Hey Redskull - do you really think Bowflex - (Nautilus) is that stupid to use a 41 year old Woman using a fake I D - and since when do women go around saying they are OLDER than they are - I was born in 53.
Also - you SO DON'T KNOW what you are talking about - Things have really changed in the area of skin care so people don't need facelifts like they use too or anywhere as soon - if that is what they want - (a bunch of lotions like good ole' tretinoin cream, DMAE, ALPHA LIPOIC, C ESTER, AND Hydroderm on you're face everyday can keep it from showing up as soon and even remove a lot of sun damage, and age spots with an incredible side effect (and a chemical peel or photo laser can't hurt either,) all these procedures and some lotions produce new collagen keeping your skin firm and tightening it up even more - now go look it up for yourself - remember to put your glasses on ) and btw how many women that get their breast done get them in they're teens, 20's, 30's and after breast feeding - most of them - so what’s getting a boob job in my 20's got anything to do with me losing 17 err 21 lbs - and I never had lipo either -I tell people who even think about taking the 'easy way out' that it REALY is harder and that if they do it - it will take about 12 weeks for most the swelling to go down - still looking bigger than they want - and they still have to be very careful and EAT RIGHT (DIET) and wear a girdle for awhile, but that in less time they could lose the pounds safely for less money than if they have it sucked off and ALSO as soon as they eat more than they should the fat has to go somewhere and shows up in other unwanted places - like your face, butt or BEHIND THE ABDOMAL muscles and that can be dangerous - Now before I did the bowflex commercial my boyfriend of 7 years was 20 years younger than me - people thought I was just 6 to 8 years older than him already, at the most, and he has a very baby face - people always thought I was in my 30's - sometimes late 20’s - just like he did - I was only 41 - who the hell gets a facelift then - no one - and it's the younger guys who where always after me - and No he was not the one in the commercial - that guy was only a little younger than me and people think He was in his 20's - HA WHAT A HOOT - that’s what working out and eating healthy can do for you - (and not smoking or eating sugar - both cause the skin to wrinkle very bad) - Yes and for some GENES can help - my friends in highschool always thought my mother looked like my sister - I had guy friends who would try to mess with my mom - She would always tell them they couldn't handle it and they wouldn't know what to do with it if they had it - Anyway Sweet Heart - I think you need glasses worst than I do - or maybe a TV with better resolution..

Anonymous said...

is this chick for real?

Anonymous said...

Take a pill

Anonymous said...

LOL - She even has a website.

http://www.fitgrandmother.com/

I'd Hit It!

Anonymous said...

Oh Yeah, took a look at her site, she got those puppies done, but who cares, they look good to me. She’s even got her driver’s license on there and it says she was born in 1953 (which is what I read when I saw the commercial.)
Looks like the bowflex chick can do simple math after all.

Anonymous said...

I thought I saw the same thing but I had tivo-ed (recorded) the show I was watching. If you watch the 19 instead of the 53 it looks like 18. I know she wasn't born in 1863 and if she was she’d be making the headlines for being 141 years old. I ran it back and paused it and then ran it in slow motion and what do you know - it said 1953 not 1863. Tivo’s so cool.

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That is something stupid that people usually do, trying to create something they aren't, I couldn't believe it when I saw the video.m10m

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well all depend of the point of view...ey what are you trying to say? I mean asking "how stupid is you?" and putting something like this.