Talk about Surreal

I have always been surprised in the speed and efficiency by which promoters, and snake-oil salesman have been able to utilize the internet to sell various types of male enhancment. Frankly it boggles the mind that these people are human (debatable) and that they are intelligent enough to actually figure out how to mass email people around the Globe. Of course it is easy to hire some pimple-faced 15 year old to do this for you ($4.50 an hour and all the porn you can imagine). I just don't see who is buying this shit. It is such a pervasive element of our new society it makes one think that long before a civilization on another planet would hear the delicate sounds of Mozart, or read the noble equations of Einstien or Newton, long before the first few notes of Rock music penetrates the vast distances between galaxies....some asshole will be there, peddling penis enlargment cream.

Seinfeld and V8

I think I will publish a diet book. It will be called Eating less and Losing Weight: The Miracle Cure Of course I won't make any money, but I think its important to come out and point out to people that going to therapy or appearing on Dr. Phil will not help you nearly as much weight as if you simply stopping eating.

For example, I gained almost 50 lbs in six months. Turned into a fat blob. But by using my miracle cure, what I like to call "just not eating for three", I have already been able to get a bit healthier in as little as three weeks. I have already lost over ten pounds.

If you would like information on my diet, contact me here, unless you want to pay me....

J